1: One day I was listening to BBC Radio 4. –In about twenty years time the UK climate will be like at Madeira!

2: So what’s your opinion, Mr Random Guy? –Well…

3: Well, that’s just fantastic!

4: The sun will always be shining… Exotic fruit fresh from the tree…

5: So I’m good! –Thank you!

6: Then again, Madeira will see drought, misery and famine. –Up next, the sports!